Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Buttermilk Boy, artist - Humble Pie.
Date of issue: 30.12.1969
Song language: English
Buttermilk Boy |
Yeah, she pays no mind to methods you employ |
She wants a big city man, not a country boy |
Go get your long hair cut |
Scrape the mud off your boots |
Eh, wash the hell behind those ears |
Buy yourself some tailored suits |
Oh, Buttermilk Boy better gain some pounds |
Before she lets her knickers down |
She wants a musclely man all gristle and bone |
Makes no difference how you strive |
She couldn’t care if you were dead or alive |
A burly, beefy, strong arm man |
Is all she cares to meet |
Before you ever heard the word guitar |
Yes, your mother used to see her as a star |
Yes, she spent her teens? |
In chauffered limosines-- |
And I heard tell you can’t get insured |
For a clapped out '45 drop head Ford |
Oh, Buttermilk Boy better gain some pounds |
Before she lets her knick, knick, knick, knickers down |
She wants a musclely man all gristle and bone |
She’ll tear you down like a steer comin' through |
Like I said she ain’t no use to you |
A lumpy hairy mundane brain |
Is all she cares to make |
So let me put you straight, yeah |
Marry farm-yard Kate |
Yep, she weighs two hundred pounds its said |
Oh, she’ll keep you warm in bed |
Oh, Buttermilk Boy, you better gain some pounds |
Before she lets her knick, I say, knickers down |
Well, a musclely man all gristle and bone |
So you like to think you know where its about |
But she’ll suck you in and then she’ll blow you out |
Yeah, Kate will keep you satisfied |
Until your dying day |
Yeah, let me hear some of that strong-arm music |