| Meanwhile, back at the ranch, we got Bo, Duke and Daisy goin' to
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| Go see Boss Hogg. |
| Then ya got Kooter fixin' over them cars…
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| I don’t need a Glock cause I’m not a hard rock
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| Got bitches on my jock, like New Kids On The Block
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| I can’t lose like Parker Lewis, I’m undefeated
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| Step into my sector, homeboy, you’ll get greeted
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| By the 380 colt mustang in my pocket
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| I had a few drinks already, don’t make me cock it
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| Cause if I have to cock it, well then it’s gettin' shot
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| And if it’s gettin' shot, well, yo, you’re gettin' bucked down
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| I don’t fuck around, I ain’t got time for punks
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| But I got time to smoke all the skunk philly blunts
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| Stunts gather round, check out the sound
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| And let’s get down to do the nasty, freaky, funky
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| Stinky, junky, let’s bump uglies in the nighttime
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| Between the sheets
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| Cause I rock fly rhymes over funky beats
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| The Celtic ruin, the legion of doom
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| Now gimme the track, or with the fat back doom
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| Now gimme some room, and I’ll explode
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| Cock back my hammer, then squeeze off my load
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| So hit the road, Jack, and don’t come back no more
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| Or I’ll be moppin' up the floor with your crew of soft core
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| Punk pussy bitches, jail house snitches
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| On stage, I get wrecked and I collect my riches
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| I get the funky style, and like Gomer Pyle
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| You’ll be 'Surprise surprise surprise!'"
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| As I rise to the top, fuck a punk cop
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| I’m always hip-hop, only a pimple goes pop
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| So you better quit, zit
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| I came to rip shit
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| Blastin' with the Soul Assassins
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| Askin' the question, teachin' the lesson
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| Bringin' the West Coast back to the East Coast
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| Where it all started, what’re you, retarded
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| You’re startin' to trip from that Jheri curl drip
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| Soakin' in your brain, the House Of Pain
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| Is causin' pain, and feelin' pain
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| So feel it
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| Just feel it
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| Feel it
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| Just feel it
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| C’mon y’all, feel it
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| Back to the rhyme, I’m always on time
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| A lime to a lemon, yo, a lemon to a lime
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| I rock the old school style and it’s futile
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| To step up, cause you’ll get swept up
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| Like dust, or I just might bust and unload my clip
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| Unless you’re a punk, then I’ll just pop you in the lip
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| And show you the deal, now how did that feel
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| You know I’m killin' any pig that squeels
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| I’m fillin' up reels of tape with my fly rhymes
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| And I’ve got a subsciption to High Times
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| Son Doobie’s in the back, the Mexican Ralph M is on the track
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| My DJ Lethal, he’s on the cut
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| When I bust a dope rhyme, it’s like bustin' a nut
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| So let me jerk off on the mic and get it sticky
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| When I drink a brew it’s either Guiness or mickeys
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| I’ll put your head out just like a fuckin' Malboro
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| Don’t fuck with me, punk, you know that I’m thorough
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| Bred like a race horse, right-in-your-face force
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| Feedin' you beats, straight off the streets
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| So catch me catch me, if you can
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| You know I’m the man like Chewbacca knows Han
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| Solo, bolos are what I’ll be throwin'
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| When I be flowin', I get the job done
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| Cause I’m number one, the Prodigal Son
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| I left and I came back, but not with the same rap
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| And not with the same style, I’m known to get buckwild
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| The luck of the Irish spreads like a virus
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| So feel it
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| Just feel it
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| Feel it
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| Just feel it
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| C’mon y’all, feel it |