| My favourite thing abut telling a story is you can bollocks your way along
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| I start the first half of it a little white lie and then I just carry on
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| I like to blur the line between style and substance just to get my point across
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| I like to blur the line between truth and bollocks just to get my point across
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| I’m like a tabloid newspaper
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| I’m like a preacher man
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| Devoid of integrity
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| I’m a liar
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I’m very keen on the notion of falsity just to make it a better song
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| I love the idea of bending a tale just to make it a better one
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| We never really sat at the bar quoting Danny Dyer, drinking Stella Artois
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| Who do you think I am, do you think I’m an honest man? |
| (No i don’t)
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| I’m like a tabloid newspaper
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| I’m like a preacher man
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| Devoid of integrity
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| I’m a liar
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I was always told that the very best lyrics would come straight from the heart
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| I was always told that every lyric I wrote- it would tear me apart
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| I would have a notebook full of my deepest thoughts and I would sing them to a
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| tune
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| So my Iphone’s full of clever little lines, I sing them out of tune
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| I sing them out of tune
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| I’m like a tabloid newspaper
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| I’m like a preacher man
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| Devoid of integrity
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| I’m a liar
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I’m a twister of the truth
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| I’m a twister of the truth |