| Hey what’s going on, I’m Hot Karl, I’m here to see VP Serch
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| Go right ahead, the door’s open
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| Thanks a lot, I’m gonna walk right in there
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| Karl, what’s up man, how you doing man?
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| What up, it’s good to see you, Serch-
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| Listen, I got somebody on three, hold on. |
| Sheila…
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| Okay-
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| What is- ayy, Dre! |
| Wait, I can’t hear him, where’s he at?
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| Hey Serch, I thought of some new material-
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| Listen, hold on one second John, I know, I got you, hold on
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| Okay, alright
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| Where’s he, in St. Barts? |
| With the family? |
| Alright, listen: I’m gonna call him
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| back and-
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| Oh, that’s dope, Serch, I see that-
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| Yo Karl, just give me a second bro
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| Oh
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| Dre, I’m gonna call you back. |
| One
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| It’s my man Hot Kizzle, take a load off, have a seat
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| How you feeling, big dog?
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| Well, good, I think…
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| Listen, congratulations, I just heard you got signed
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| I had to stop by, you were my favorite back when you rhymed
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| Well that was a long time ago, when the rhymes were more slow
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| KDAY was on our radio, and rappers didn’t make dough, but yo
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| Creatively I really wanted to discuss-
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| Listen, I been thinking of a formula ever since you signed with us
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| Oh, a formula, like Serch’s D.O.C.-
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| Now listen! |
| Don’t you get snappy with me
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| I was joking-
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| Now sit down, we gotta break it down, how to make you sound
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| First we’ll put some freestyles into college underground
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| Put out two white labels, then two CD singles
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| Combine 3rd Bass choruses into two-line jingles
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| Put you on alternative, sold-out tour
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| Pop your collar! |
| Triple platinum, maybe four!
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| Wait, hold on Serch, I’m not dissing, but are you listening?
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| I’m hip-hop and I thought you were too, your point I’m missing
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| Are you taking my vision to abuse it?
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| I seen that shit before on Suge Knight’s «Behind the Music»
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| I remember «The Cactus Album», you were a trend-setter
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| Now you’ve sold out, you’re like 2000's Jerry Heller
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| Jerry Heller? |
| Let me tell you something, that kid got cash
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| Sorry, I’ll pass, even I know Cube got stuck in the ass
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| Yep, he got cups filled with stacks, cribs filled with plaques
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| George-Karl, give it a chance!
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| Who, me in shiny pants, doing a dance?
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| I can already hear those «sellout» chants!
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| No, «sold out», twenty thousand seats in advance!
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| No thanks, I’ll stay underground and bust a B-boy stance
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| I’m 'a stay true, even if my idol thinks I’m a joke
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| And I’m a keep it real
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| Yeah, you’re gonna keep it real, alright
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| That’s right, I am 'a keep it real!
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| You’re gonna keep it real broke!
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| It’s all about the art of hip-hop, no matter if it sells
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| It’s about that Carson Daly and that TRL
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| We should talk about my thoughts and ideas, gimme the chance to
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| We should talk about recouping that money we just advanced you
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| We should talk about the love and the history from the parks
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| Yes, «106th & Park», number one on their charts
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| Man, you, got it all wrong, you see, that’s not where I’m from
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| Listen, hip-hop is a business, stupid: don’t act dumb
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| See, I can understand your dilemma, you’re struggling to hold your soul
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| But after all that struggling: you need to let it go
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| Free your mind and the dough will flow, it won’t be far behind
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| Just think about the platinum mountain, I’ve got knives to climb
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| I’m feeling a little hesistant; |
| you’re being obstinate
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| Credibility of cheddar
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| I think I’m lactose intolerant
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| All right Serch, I see what you see, just another white MC
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| Able to be packaged into cute little CDs
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| I’m not another gimmick, don’t sell me off my image
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| Don’t assume my marketing until my material is finished
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| Cause no matter what happens it’s about my satisfaction
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| And without a plan B I’ll be assed out like Toni Braxton
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| I’m hip-hop 'til death, what are you insane?
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| Imagine me with all gold teeth and huge platinum chain!
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| Hmm… platinum chain, matching fronts
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| Featuring Cash Money and Manny Fresh, yes Karl, anything you want!
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| Come on Serch, I was joking!
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| I’m choking off the cash I’m 'a clear
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| Karlito, Eminem ain’t got shit on you this year!
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| Aw, listen to this cat, pigeonholing me in rap
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| Imagining me 'getting jiggy' just to equal SoundScan stats
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| In fact, G, this could start some beef
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| I’d rather quit rap than have an R&B joint with Tyrese! |
| Ah! |
| Hot Karl, another brilliant idea!
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| Quick, let me call Tony Money and start getting the single cleared!
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| Ahh dude, are you joking? |
| What are you talking about?
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| It’s becoming obvious why Pete Nice kicked you out!
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| Don’t get it twisted, I left first!
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| Well, Mr. Big Executive needs to finally get his ego burst!
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| It’s all about the art of hip-hop, no matter if it sells
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| It’s about that Carson Daly and that TRL
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| We should talk about my thoughts and ideas, gimme the chance to
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| We should talk about recouping that money we just advanced you
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| We should talk about the love and the history from the parks
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| Yes, «106th and Park», a free ride on your jock!
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| Man, you, got it all wrong, you see, that’s not where I’m from
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| Listen, hip-hop is a business, man: don’t act dumb
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| So I came in here to talk, sit down, and show respect
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| But I haven’t been able to get out one word yet
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| Karl, you’re not listening-
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| No, listen to me! |
| I was able to get this far
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| Able to pursue my passion without being a pop star!
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| Karl, you’re not-
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| SHUT UP! |
| Right here I finally wanna get rid of ya
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| Burned up in your office like Puffy after Nas’s video!
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| Sheila, get Stoute on two-
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| Oh, like what’s he gonna do?
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| I’m not a thug but Hot Karl’s gonna RUN RIGHT THROUGH!
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| YES!!! |
| Big Karl, that’s what I’m talking about!
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| You came in an underground MC, but now look how you walking out!
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| Now you understand my boy, you’re ready for the plan
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| Here’s your first advance Chachi, a hundred fifty grand
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| Yo, that’s a hundred fifty G’s? |
| All cash?
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| That’s a hundred fifty thousand dollars, Karlito. |
| A hundred fifty G’s,
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| can we go to the club now?
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| Yeah, let’s get jiggy |