| There’s a gentleman who’s not so gentle cuz he’s too generous with his chit and
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| his chat
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| So lately we’ve been discussing a way to rid this disgusting example of ample
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| gossip and gab
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| All we hear is La La La…
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| He’s a gentleman who plays a caricature of a character he wishes he was
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| So lately we’ve been ignoring all his stories as we smile and nod and let him
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| simply do what he does
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| So watch out
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| And everybody’s got the same story:
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| We never wanted him here
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| He showed up anyway
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| He never would leave us alone
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| We never wanted him here
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| He showed up anyway
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| But maybe that’s ok Soon this gentleman was barking louder when his biting harder didn’t earn him
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| respect
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| But lately we’ve been too proud to admit that we all might miss him just a bit
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| now that he’s packed up and left
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| What did we do?
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| And everybody’s got the same story:
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| We never wanted him here
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| He showed up anyway
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| He never would leave us alone
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| We never wanted him here
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| He showed up anyway
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| But maybe that’s ok We never wanted him here
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| He showed up anyway
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| He never would leave us alone
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| We never wanted him here
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| And now he’s gone for good
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| But maybe we’ve made a mistake |