Lyrics My Cousin's New Keyboard - Hot Boys

My Cousin's New Keyboard

Hello?
Hi.
Hello?
I was watching Star Trek, you dig, and they had this fine ass
monster on there and my dick got hard and I thought about you
Hello?
Who the fuck is this?
I’ma give you a hint.
Since third grade up to seventh grade up to tenth grade
my dick got hard
Your dick got hard?
What the f- what the hell is that fucking noise in the
background?
That’s my cousin
What the hell is he playing?
Is that some kind of trumpet or some shit?
Nah, his daddy Big
got him a keyboard
Okay 'cause that shit sound nasty as hell.
Tell him to stop
He just finished watching Drumline.
Don’t worry 'bout that.
He tryna-
Where the hell you supposed to be knowing me from and shit?
How’d you get this
number?
I know you from your cousins, I mean, your friends and them you with.
I think that’s your friends and them.
The two chicks that got married
You talking about Tonya and Kim?
Yeah, I was on hard ass Kim’s side.
The black chick’s
And you supposedly got my number?
Yeah, I got your number.
But guess what
What?
You know when Kim kissed Tonya?
Yeah
My dick got hard
Eww.
You know what?
I know who exactly this is.
With your nasty ass Mannie
Fresh.
Motherfucker don’t call here with that bullshit no more.
That nasty shit