| Last night was mad real, haha
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| Pound sign, true story
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| Last night, I don’t remember shit
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| All I remember is that I don’t remember shit
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| Empty bottles, empty vows
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| Plenty models, ran plenty miles
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| In, you would think I’m running a relay
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| Teenage girls passing my baton to they team mates
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| I’m buzzing like a muhfucking beehive
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| I’m faded like my junior high levi’s
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| And the rest is all black
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| She recognize me, but I ain’t recognize back
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| Head thumping, nose all stuffed
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| Bed covered with some hoes I don’t trust
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| Kinda scary cause all I see is her clothes, scattered
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| But I don’t see no condoms on the floor, or wrappers
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| Shaking off my weekend coma
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| Put on my backpack and reached in for my…
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| Sunglasses & Advil, Sunglasses & Advil, Sunglasses & Advil
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| Last night was mad real (x2)
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| I’m in my bed hungover, I put on my shades before the light sets in
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| Like the hat of a coal miner, I’m light headed
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| I woke up with a stripper on my lap man
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| What she was doing can’t even consider a lap dance
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| Last night I was ramming in that kitty |
| My dick was examining that kitty, call it cat scan
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| I brought a lot of kegs, she brought her best friend
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| She in college man, she got the best head
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| She a henny sipper, her friend’s a titty licker
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| She was bottle fed, her friend was breast fed
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| Now where’s my Advil, head heavy, anvil
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| Like I carry 10 times my weight, I know how ants feel
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| I’m disorientated, ironically, I become
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| More of a colorful person the more I get faded
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| We party hard on some Project X shit
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| Only way I get arrested with my…
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| Last night was mad real 'n, I was mad chillin'
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| Feeling on bad chicks, call that a bad feeling
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| It was full of glass filling
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| Full of acting the fool and ass, full of ass feeling
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| What’s ass for a feelin
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| I woke up using a girl’s ass as my pillow
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| Condom on, I don’t know who I smashed but it’s still on
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| Trynna figure out who’s number this is on my headboard
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| Why am I wearing a bra like a eye patch over my head for
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| I don’t get it, I’ll admit it
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| I don’t remember much, but these chicks won’t forget it
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| Guess we acted a Eeyore cause girl’s sleepin' on the floor |
| On my couch I see 3 more, they fucking up my décor
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| But as soon as they awake, part 2 is on
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| We gon' misplace our remotes, we gon' lose control
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| I’mma tell one my children on my pride and joy
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| And since I won’t, you can swallow my pride, enjoy!
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| Hey, we the only sober niggas but we can’t go to sleep
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| (We remember everythang man you ain’t gonna believe
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| Nothing but scattered ass, dames on they knees)
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| Doing sick thangs that they try to blame on the E
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| (Bitches saying, I don’t know what came over me)
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| That was me, when I fucked around and came on her cheeks
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| (Yeah it’s looking like we trynna film Hangover 3)
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| Bitches on the track try to run the train on me
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| (Ice had the models)
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| Luci had the ice and the bottles and the cups
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| Plus, Kenny had the herb lit
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| (But it all started when Dice told the first bitch
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| Come here, damn you got ass ma
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| You assmatic, I’m a crack addict, ask why)
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| But then told her you look mean in that coach
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| You mad fly, that’s why they all brought they ass by |