| Tortured and mangled
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| Hungry and hateful
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| Vicious and covered
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| In viscous fluids
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| Hungry for pizza, the cannibal feasts
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| A creature of cravings and conspiracies
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| Black arts conspire with brick oven masters, birthing his face: the disaster
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| Dying a dead black crusty cancer without answers
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| The werepizza is after you
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| A werepizza he’s been since the age of sixteen when he got disgusting…
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| Since then he’s preyed on the weak and the lame, covering them in pepperoni
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| And garlic and olive and onion and peppers and cheese and broccoli
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| And chicken and sausage and mushroom, jalapeños and anchovies
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| (Hello Sir, here’s your pizza—dear god young man what has happened to you?
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| What are you talking about sir? |
| What? |
| What? |
| It’s your face! |
| It’s…it's REVOLTING!
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| !! |
| You look like something birthed from a witch’s cauldron boiling full of
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| cheese that coated you while you crawled out and your skin is blistering and
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| popping from the boiling cheese! |
| Fuck you mister. |
| I don’t get paid enough to
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| listen to this kind of shit! |
| No wait! |
| Do you want me to kill you and put you
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| out of your disgusting misery? |
| Fuck you mister! |
| Well call me if you can’t do it
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| yourself.)
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| BEWARE or be aware:
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| Werepizza!
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| BEWARE or be aware:
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| Werepizza!
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| BEWARE or be aware:
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| Werepizza!
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| BEWARE or be aware:
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| Werepizza! |