
Date of issue: 04.09.2006
Record label: Koch
Song language: English
We're Pizza |
Tortured and mangled |
Hungry and hateful |
Vicious and covered |
In viscous fluids |
Hungry for pizza, the cannibal feasts |
A creature of cravings and conspiracies |
Black arts conspire with brick oven masters, birthing his face: the disaster |
Dying a dead black crusty cancer without answers |
The werepizza is after you |
A werepizza he’s been since the age of sixteen when he got disgusting… |
Since then he’s preyed on the weak and the lame, covering them in pepperoni |
And garlic and olive and onion and peppers and cheese and broccoli |
And chicken and sausage and mushroom, jalapeños and anchovies |
(Hello Sir, here’s your pizza—dear god young man what has happened to you? |
What are you talking about sir? |
What? |
What? |
It’s your face! |
It’s…it's REVOLTING! |
!! |
You look like something birthed from a witch’s cauldron boiling full of |
cheese that coated you while you crawled out and your skin is blistering and |
popping from the boiling cheese! |
Fuck you mister. |
I don’t get paid enough to |
listen to this kind of shit! |
No wait! |
Do you want me to kill you and put you |
out of your disgusting misery? |
Fuck you mister! |
Well call me if you can’t do it |
yourself.) |
BEWARE or be aware: |
Werepizza! |
BEWARE or be aware: |
Werepizza! |
BEWARE or be aware: |
Werepizza! |
BEWARE or be aware: |
Werepizza! |
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