| Hey Marcus…
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| Uh, what’s up?
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| Um, there’s something I wanted to ask you…
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| Uh, what is it?
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| Will you do me a favor?
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| Oh no no no!
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| Marcus?
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| What?
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| Will you be my baby daddy
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| And be the one to always make me happy?
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| Oh hell no!
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| Will you watch sponge bob with him
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| And teach him how to make a crabby patty?
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| Oh hell no!
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| Even though I got stretch marks
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| Will you still be down to get nasty?
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| Oh hell no!
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| Shit, I’m mad enough to throws elbows!
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| Please?
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| No!
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| Please?
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| NO!
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| Hold up, throw me the mic
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| I got a flow to recite
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| You got a baby by a nigga that you don’t even like
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| A broke nigga who thuggish
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| Always be talkin' rubbish
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| Steady be causing ruckus
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| All because you were sluttish
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| Jesus, I can’t believe this, freak shit!
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| That’s the same motherfucker that you had cheated on me with! |
| (What?!)
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| I knew this would happen without a question
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| But you said
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| «I never have sex without protection»
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| Bitch please
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| You left me flowing down shits creek
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| You sex driven like a big freak
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| Plus our relationship has been breached
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| You took a big leap
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| And rumor has it you sucked his dick then kissed me
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| And now I’m suppose to be the father and the mental guide
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| Like sure I’ll take care of the little guy
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| Shit, you ain’t puttin' me through the stress
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| I put your baby in a pillow case and beat it to death, bitch
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| I’m far from a fuckin' life saver
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| Not your friendly neighbor
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| But yet you called me during your labor
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| It’s not my issue, take me off the menu
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| I’m not the one who put the motherfucker in you
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| I’m not a mean guy
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| I hate to sound that foul
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| But I don’t give a fuck about that child
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| You damn right
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| See you chose him, then he fucked you
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| Tag your it
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| Too bad his dick didn’t have any insurance
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| You knew that he was just a lame nigga prior to it
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| Now your ass hittin' me up thinking I would do it
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| Hoping we gonna spark it off like some lighter fluid
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| That’s kinda stupid
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| Face the facts bitch your life is ruined
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| Don’t be callin me like «my life’s a crazy blur
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| Rashad don’t take care of the baby and makes me hurt
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| I wish me and you could go back to the way we were»
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| Shit we can
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| Just get rid of the baby first
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| Now I won’t be your baby’s daddy, I’m not the one
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| But you can still give me some head and maybe swallow some cum
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| And if you want it, then I can deliver quite clean
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| But don’t ever send the baby to find me
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| Yo
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| Do you remember when I told you I would love you forever
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| And broke up with my girlfriend Heather
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| Kicked her to the curb
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| And then I got with you
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| Thinkin' you were better
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| But found out you were a heart shredder
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| Yeah, I felt really stupid after that
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| Became the nigga that my crew was laughin' at
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| I was foolish, that’s a fact
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| So this is karma
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| You’ve been on my shit list
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| So ha ha ha ha
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| That’s what you get bitch
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| Hey that’s life
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| You fuck me over
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| He fucked you
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| You got pregnant
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| Now you’re fucked
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| You had me
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| You had me, that’s the funny thing about it
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| And you blew it
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| Ha ha ha |