| Johnny on the spot
|
| Wit the downhill powerwalk tomahawk chop
|
| Wit the moxy and chops to pull up on your spot
|
| Or your proxy’s
|
| Pop
|
| And put it to a stop
|
| Constant
|
| Every toc we take it from the top
|
| It’s that 1 2 3 o’clock 4 o’clock rock
|
| Get your app open
|
| Plot the course you gotta trot
|
| When the mad potent drop of course you gotta cop
|
| Been a hot minute since i pulled up on the scene
|
| Mad events was not foreseen
|
| Next thing that i knew i was laying on a beach
|
| Next thing that i knew i was balanced on a beam
|
| Last thing that i knew i was rhyming on a beat
|
| Now everything’s back to how it oughta be
|
| No problem to clutch a mountain by the peak
|
| Now that i can touch the bottom of the sea
|
| Stuck in my prime, full time heavyweight
|
| Three or four hotties chillin poolside anyway
|
| Me and mono done sold game to gave game away
|
| Found the hypotenuse
|
| Barbecues labor day
|
| Stones Throw done gone off the deep end
|
| Wit enemies like that well who needs friends?
|
| Christians told me to repent
|
| But i ain’t too pressed
|
| No reason to pretend
|
| My bad pastor and deacon
|
| Signed, boy sand, grandmaster of weekends
|
| Widespread hassle and nuisance
|
| Not enough time spent following blueprints
|
| Not enough time spent tying up loose ends
|
| Every joe schmoe wanna put in they two scents
|
| And every jane schmane wanna throw in they two more
|
| Nonsense, they was my scent but i threw em off
|
| I do it all
|
| This and that, such and such, way too much to recall
|
| 31 flavors come visit and do the waltz
|
| Nosey ass neighbors stay listening through the wall
|
| Not your regular booty call
|
| Ain’t no thing to dig in the booty if duty calls
|
| I be beating the booty like it was the booty fault
|
| Pull out spray on the beauty a beautiful waterfall
|
| That’s TMI i just realized, me and mine
|
| Fast track, SESAC, ASCAP, BMI
|
| Just wasn’t in the cards until the stars realigned
|
| All the way, on our way’s gone away, we arrived
|
| The reason why is it’s about time
|
| People think of planets like there’s just about nine
|
| 20, 30 more you can expect to find expect to find life
|
| Talking just about mine
|
| Seated head of class the first and last of my kind
|
| Then i hit the s’mac up for a nosh of alpine
|
| Don’t knock it till you try it
|
| You may ask me what about the government lying
|
| I would answer to you that’s your problem not mine
|
| I’d be not lying
|
| Listen i got mine so i do not mind
|
| Before i got mine i had to stop trying
|
| Before i got mine i had to stop crying
|
| Blink of an eye look what has transpired
|
| Find me and my camp around the camp fire
|
| Sat hatching a plan to build a empire
|
| Ain’t one yesman
|
| Yes iyah
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| Johnny on the sphere
|
| If anybody asks i was never here
|
| In the lunchroom sitting alone my whole career
|
| Wear my pants so you cannot see my underwear
|
| Clad in scuba gear
|
| When i bounce i never bring back a souvenir
|
| When it come to kick and the snare I’m never scared
|
| You could tell by smile i wear from ear to ear
|
| Kinda weird, now and then 12 months of the year i’ll grow a beard
|
| Wish you good luck finding the rules to which i adhere
|
| Take my last buck, give it to a bum to buy a beer
|
| Shed a tear for my once luscious glorious full head of hair
|
| It did not help getting it back to say a prayer
|
| But thank god that it didn’t stop my being a player
|
| Is that clear
|
| I try to always keep a pad wit a Pam Grier
|
| I’m known to always keep a flask of the panacea
|
| I’m known for dropping in and crashing on Pangea
|
| Down and dirtier than Bill Lambeer
|
| Pull up looking like the president of Zambia
|
| Must have caught a pine needle in my pineal
|
| Bust off on your couch and now your couch from Ikea
|
| That don’t make sense but rest in peace in Phife
|
| Type to throw a bee hive in a street fight
|
| Just the type to bee-line into deep night
|
| With a policy to decline to any e-vite
|
| Only deep flies
|
| Never three strikes
|
| Never deep fried
|
| Only green lights
|
| World tour all of outdoors
|
| Every drop of hot sauce
|
| Nothing outsourced
|
| Cry out for a encore from the hardcore
|
| Introduce your in-laws to the outlaw
|
| Greatest look since dinosaurs and the protozoa
|
| Greatest hooks since southpaw rocky balboa
|
| Before i lived in Brooklyn i was livin in the Lowa
|
| Chicks that look like Selma Hayek dancing wit a boa
|
| Always interrupt and run up on me outta nowhere
|
| Take em to Chipotle and get extra barbacoa
|
| Just 'cause i’m the object of they passion and desire
|
| Doesn’t mean i’m splurging on they fashionable attire
|
| Honey got reliant, started calling me a liar
|
| Had to tell her no ma’am
|
| Yes iyah
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES IYAH
|
| YES YES YES YES IYAH |