| If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes
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| I’ll entice you, I’ll excite you, I’ll ignite you, I’ll insight you
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| I’m just like you, you’re just like me
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| You not liking me’s unlikely
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| So I’m asking you politely
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| Buy my MP3's or bite me
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| Boy Sand is now on I-Tunes
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| I don’t only write rhymes I write haikus
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| First album, hotter than Beirut
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| And that’s just a prelude
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| I don’t play fool but dude I paid dues
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| Sellin' my tunes to you is how I choose to pay for food
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| So pull out your pesos and pay soon
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| Join a movement, it’s all for one like April
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| Fools
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| Think about that last line
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| I’m good for makin' hits like national past times
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| If you don’t think that 'Boy Sandman is mad nice
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| You don’t care about the advancement of mankind
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| People always ask, «Man, how you come off?
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| And how could Jimmy Crack Corn pull his mask off?»
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| I tell 'em, «Buy the I-Tunes, very low cost
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| Then maybe we’ll talk.»
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| Beeeotch
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| If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes
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| I’ll entice you, I’ll excite you, I’ll ignite you, I’ll insight you
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| I’m just like you, you’re just like me
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| You not liking me’s unlikely
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| So I’m asking you politely
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| Buy my MP3's or bite me
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| Yeah
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| Download the software
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| Click on the icon it be right there
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| It’s not too pricey, it’s like breathin' a breath of fresh air
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| Find where it says, 'Buy Now' and press there
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| You’ll find my CD so manly, you’ll grow some chest hair
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| You know how movies are must sees? |
| Well, here’s a must hear
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| (That's not even a verse)
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| The beat goes on
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| The boy Delacroix when you’re back and forth like Ponce de Leon
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| If you’ve had enough of these rancid rogues
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| Flaccid flows
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| Better get your seat belt fastened bro
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| Exception of my Reebok Classics, this is not a fashion show
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| Kick your racket like McEnroe
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| Thundercats, Thundercats, Thundercats (HO!)
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| I don’t fuck with MC’s unless they sound unique
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| Cause anybody can repeat even parakeets
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| Run up on your malady with a panacea
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| Run up on ya like The Pirates Of The Caribbean
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| All up in your cavity, very cavalier
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| Drop a seed like Captain Planet and The Planeteers
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| Chicks become a fan of me, get a fatter rear
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| Like every Russian family’s got a Vladamir
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| Yep
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| If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes
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| I’ll entice you, I’ll excite you, I’ll ignite you, I’ll incite you
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| I’m just like you, you’re just like me
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| You not liking me’s unlikely
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| So I’m asking you politely
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| Buy my MP3's or bite me
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| 2 Hungry Bros. got beats for days
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| And I raise a black fist even though it’s really beige
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| These chicks got mo' kicks than Crazy 88's
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| That’s a fresh set update
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| I don’t fret, I’ll be unafraid
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| Unfazed
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| Hoppin' in the fray
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| In the middle of the melee and I’m screamin' 'mayday'
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| I’m in the middle of my heyday when I’m on my A games
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| Like the middle of a Hurricane except there ain’t no +A Bay Bay+
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| Lately, pretty ladies
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| Line up at your man’s gate just to pull a baby
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| Instead of just sayin' «Hey» they wanna stay late
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| They want the mayonnaise
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| Array of profane phrases in my mainframe
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| So many irate tirades within my right brain
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| Set aside your full stereotypes, your rules don’t apply to me
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| (Here it is, we go)
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| One more time
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| If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes
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| I’ll entice you, I’ll excite you, I’ll ignite you, I’ll insight you
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| I’m just like you, you’re just like me
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| You not liking me’s unlikely
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| So I’m asking you politely
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| Buy my MP3's or bite me |