| Oreos are vegan, so are kettle-cooked potato chips
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| Russet flavor be my favorite
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| Plus my girl in love and don’t mind if my belly fat
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| I’d love her if her belly fat, but love her belly flat
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| Hey yo that peanut butter and jelly be the jam
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| I wash it down with almond milk
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| Almond Breeze or Silk, whatever brand
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| Trader Joe’s that cost the least
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| Whole Foods, though’ll run you 'least a nephew and a niece
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| My motto is bravado and avocados
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| Whenever I’m not full, it leaves me hollow
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| Plus I’m Dominicano, so you know
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| I love arroz con habichuelas
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| During hot sauce application i may get a bit overzealous
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| If you’ve ever seen me turn down pasta
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| I promise you it wasn’t me it was an impostor
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| At times I may pose for cameras
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| Other times I’ll push through hungry for a bushel of bananas
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| Word up
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| A big ol' fat belly (x4)
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| Belly belly, belly
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| A big ol' fat belly (x4)
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| Belly belly, belly
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| My power’s mostly solar
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| Otherwise digestion of granola
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| My oil’s coconut and not canola
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| If you tryin' to drink some soda, you should not come over
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| All I’m tryin' to say though
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| Is sun, try sun-dried tomatoes
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| There’s a zillion different dishes they be great fo
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| I promise you’ll be grateful
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| Lentils are instrumental
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| Think about it, you won’t have no problems that are dental
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| If you ain’t eatin' on falafel then you mental, fam
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| That’s like tryin to eat a pussy with a dental dam
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| I be in Burma
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| Fightin' off a sunburn with a bean burger
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| And I tip servers… biatch! |
| (biatch!)
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| A big ol' fat belly (x4)
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| Belly belly, belly
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| A big ol' fat belly (x4)
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| Belly belly, belly
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| Food, glorious food to consume
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| Still ill over portabella mushrooms
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| Fresh-baked bread
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| Stay in effect and stay fed
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| Ain’t that the truth
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| I eat up olives, drink entire jars of juice
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| Is that a jar or a bottle or a tube?
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| Good food
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| I eat a lot of popcorn with oil and salt
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| Unpopped kernels at the pot bottom
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| That’s nobody’s fault
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| I chew extra on the unpopped kernels
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| Then wash it all down with tap water, not sterno
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| Maybe juice and seltzer water for a drink to refresh
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| Or frozen chunks of fruit, I’d say that mango be the best
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| If you don’t like dark chocolate then you awkward
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| And the fat belly moves onward
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| A big ol' fat belly (x4)
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| Belly belly, belly
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| A big ol' fat belly (x4)
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| Belly belly, belly |