| I used to drink a lot
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| I used to smoke a lot… still do
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| So what?! |
| What’s it to you?
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| And that’s the way I’m gonna be
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| I used to scream a lot
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| I used to fight a lot… still do
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| Why not, boo hoo
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| That’s just the way I’m built to be
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| Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
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| So if you’re feeling froggy I’ll slap you black 'n' blue
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| Nobody tells me I can’t talk, nobody tells me I can’t walk
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| And if you try and put them cuffs on me you’re gonna wake up lined in chalk
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| Girls used to jump on me
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| When I was 23… they still do
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| That’s right I repeat they still do
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| Ain’t got a thing to prove to you
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| What goes around, comes around
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| Goes around, straight on down
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| So take your best shot and pray you knock me cold
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| Only way, you’ll ever shake me…
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| Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
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| So if you’re feeling froggy I’ll slap you black 'n' blue
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| Nobody tells me I can’t talk, nobody tells me I can’t walk
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| And if you’re dumb enough to swing on me I’m gonna knock your block right off
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| Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
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| And if you’re feeling lucky, son I’m gonna stomp all over you
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| Nobody tells me I can’t talk, nobody tells me I can’t walk
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| And if one more time you stinkeye me I’m gonna stuff you in a box
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| Me, I was born this way
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| Might even die someday… if I want
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| Ha ha, yeah we’ll see… (Nope)
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| What happens in between don’t blame me
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| You may think I don’t care
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| That ain’t the case I swear… cuz I do
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| About me, just don’t care about you
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| That’s the way I’ll always be
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| Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
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| I drank your bar tab dry last night and I clipped your wallet, too
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| Think you can tell me what to say, think you can tell me what to do
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| But here’s a news flash for you cuz I took your Mary Lou |