| All aboard, I heard the call
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| The next stretch, the longest haul
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| You know I must have been insane
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| To take a ride upon that train
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| It’s pickin' up and goin' faster
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| To a crossing with disaster
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| And there’s trouble up ahead
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| At a hairpin turn I dread
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| Don’t know how I ever let them
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| Talk me into this
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| Crashin' through those redlights
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| Something is amiss
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| Took a little ride that I thought would entertain
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| But now I am a first class passenger of pain
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| But that’s O.K. |
| I won’t quit
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| Though I know it’s bound to hurt a bit
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| We’re late again but what should I care
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| I’m on a train, a train to nowhere
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| I’d hop on off of this here train if I had the chance
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| There’s gotta be an easier way to travel
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| But all this locomotion has got me in a trance
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| My poor brain is starting to unravel
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| So feed the fire, stoke the coal
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| Lord have mercy on my soul
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| Ain’t no conductor, this train’s a mess
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| On a fast non-stop express
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| But hop on board if you must
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| I’m sure that soon you will adjust
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| We’re late again, but what should I care
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| I’m on a train, a train to nowhere
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| I’d hop on off of this here train if I had the chance
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| There’s gotta be an easier way to travel
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| But all this locomotion has got me in a trance
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| My poor brain is starting to unravel
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| So feed the fire, stoke the coal
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| Lord have mercy on my soul
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| Ain’t no conductor, this train’s a mess
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| On a fast non-stop express
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| But hop on board if you must
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| I’m sure that soon you will adjust
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| We’re late again, but what should I care
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| I’m on a train, a train to nowhere
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| I’m on a train, a train to nowhere
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| I’m on a train, a train to nowhere |