| So assuming that this weekend there’s a part of me that’s thinkin' of coming up
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| to join you
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| You know I sure wouldn’t want to. |
| Ruin all your chances on your one night
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| stand romances
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| Doing tequila shots, I always loved you but it was never enough
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| And while your licking salt off of each other
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| Know that I’ll be wishing
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| Throwing some over my shoulder
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| Hoping for sores to form upon your lips
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| So the alcohol burns warm with every sip
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| Are you burning now?
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| I’ll dial 911 emergency, to cool you, cool you down
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| And when you wake tomorrow morning with a hang over from hell
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| Don’t bother calling me, there’s no need for you to kiss and tell
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| Because tonight will be my night, I’m calling all my friends
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| The boys are going out tonight
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| The potion in our bottles it will be singing me to sleep
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| The worm at the bottom, it’s taunting me to be a creep
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| It says «Hey man, stand up for yourself»
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| «Hey man, I got a plan for you, it’s working oh so well»
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| I picked up the pay phone and I held the zero down
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| Please operator, collect call to Allentown
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| The call came back rejected, but that operator was kind
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| Enough to talk to me and get me through to the middle of. |
| (The night)
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| Yeah, so tonight, will be my night
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| I’m calling all my friends, the boys are going out
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| Tonight
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| Tonight |