| There’s this guy at my school
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| And he looks pretty good
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| Always asking me when we can kick it
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| Well my friends think I’m wrong
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| But he’s not what I want
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| Cause he’s constantly begging for pictures
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| And when there’s cute things he’d say
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| I bet he stole 'em from Drake
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| And did I mention he wears his mom’s earrings?
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| I know he’s tall and he’s fit
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| But I won’t fall for it
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| Don’t want his hands or his lips coming near me
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| Cause he’s a fuqboi
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| And they’re all the same
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| Like a stain on your heart’s reputation
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| Yeah you’re a… fuqboi
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| I’ve been through it before
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| I’d rather cut out my tongue
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| Than let you kiss me with yours
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| Cause you’re a…
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| Cause he’s a…
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| There’s this cute guy down my street
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| I always wanted to meet
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| So I went creeping around on his socials
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| In all the selfies he takes
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| His head is tilted the same way
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| And his favorite hashtag is beastmode
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| Cause he’s a fuqboi
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| And they’re all the same
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| Like a stain on your heart’s reputation
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| Yeah you’re a… fuqboi
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| I’ve been through it before
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| I’d rather cut out my tongue
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| Than let you kiss me with yours
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| Cause you’re a…
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| Cause he’s a…
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| Alright listen up people far and wide
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| There is a growing epidemic
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| And it does not just affect America, but the whole world
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| Keep your families inside, keep them safe!
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| We must eliminate these people
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| And if you elect me president
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| I will exterminate each and every one of them!
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| Don’t want no fuqboi
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| Cause they’re all the same
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| Like a stain on your heart’s reputation
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| Yeah you’re a… fuqboi
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| I’ve been through it before
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| I’d rather cut out my tongue
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| Than let you kiss me with yours
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| Cause you’re a…
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| Cause he’s a…
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| Cause you’re a…
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| Cause he’s a…
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| Cause you’re a… |