| Chorus:
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| He’s coming for ya He’s gonna get ya Attack of the wiener man
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| He’s coming for ya He’s gonna get ya Attack of the weiner man
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| Verse 1:
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| Late at night, when the bar’s are closing
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| The alcohol takes it’s toll and
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| The drinkers need their favorite vendor
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| (A tasty treat of Sausage Splendor®)
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| Little man behind the cart
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| The police can’t catch him, 'cause he’s way too smart
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| The smell of mustard and a big umbrella
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| (Hot Dog Man’s got the perfect cover)
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| Chorus:
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| Verse 2:
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| He waits all patient out in the street
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| All the honeys want to sample the meat
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| He can’t help but relish the fact
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| (The Foot Long® Keeps you coming back)
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| Once you’re feeling safe and cool
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| That’s when the wiener man makes his move
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| Mm-m-Mm-M-M-M-M-M
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| (You can’t scream when your mouth is full)
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| Chorus:
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| (Rah's solo)
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| Chorus: |