| I figured out the key to short-term success
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| just tell everyone that you’re clinically depressed.
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| make a list of all the people that you’ve wronged.
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| don’t ever call them back, but use them in a song
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| and if you’re lucky enough to have a parent pass away,
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| pretend it broke your heart, but never go to their grave.
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| and it goes 1, 2, 3, easy as 1, 2, 3.
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| it goes 1, 2, 3, let’s all exploit our misery.
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| i figured out a way to twist reality,
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| just take a ton of drugs and never go to sleep.
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| re-rent the saddest movie that you’ve ever seen.
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| fill your room with TV sets and put it on repeat.
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| push all your friends away with the cool things that you said.
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| if you need company, you got the voices in your head.
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| and it goes 1, 2, 3, easy as 1, 2, 3.
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| it goes 1, 2, 3, let’s all exploit our misery.
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| so stay down on yourself
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| and if you feel a glimpse of hope,
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| you gotta choke it out before it grows.
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| you’re the only one that really counts.
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| stuck dollar bills inside your ears
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| and let the rest of them work it out.
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| and it goes 1, 2, 3, easy as 1, 2, 3.
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| it goes 1, 2, 3, let’s all exploit our misery.
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| right now |