Lyrics Welcome To My Record - Hellogoodbye

Welcome To My Record

Oh my god, Erin, look at her duckbut.
It’s just so big.
She looks like one of those scene guys' girlfriends, but who understands those
scene guys anyways.
They only talk to her 'cuz they saw her pic on makeoutclub dot com.
I mean, her duckbut, its just so big, I can’t believe it, its just so black and
out there, gross.
Look she’s just so… emo!
Welcome to the record
I hope you like it I make music in my bedroom
And then I mike it If you see me around at school
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool
My name is Forrest and I’m tall and lanky
The girls always tell me «you so stanky!»
I’ve worn these jeans for the last four weeks
I’ve been too busy with my rhymin techniques.
Welcome to the record
I know you’ll like it I brought this football
So that I could spike it If you see me rhymin' and stealin'
Tell me good vibes is what you feelin'
My name is Jesse and I’m hot and steamy
Ladies always tell me «you so dreamy!»
I made these jeans look the way they do And I’m corporate spronsered so I Do The Dew.
H to the E to the L-L-O
hellogoodbye on the microphone
I’ve got no rhythm
and I can’t sing.
H to the E to the L-L-O
hellogoodbye on the microphone
I’ve got no rhythm
and I can’t sing yea.
What?!
Aw yea!