| I’m gonna tell all you girls a secret, please keep it to yourself
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| I’m gonna tell all you girls a secret, please, please keep it to yourself
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| Why it’s a million dollar secret, so please don’t tell nobody else
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| Now if you’re a real young girl
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| And you want to get rich quick
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| Get an old, old man, girls
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| And that’ll be the lick
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| You know those old men are fine, yes they know just what to do
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| They’ll give you lots of loving, but they’ll give you a whole lot of money too
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| (And I love that part)
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| Now he’ll tickle you under your chin
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| And he’ll scratch you on your side
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| He’ll say «Wake up you fine young thing
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| Give me my morning’s exercise»
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| Those old men are fine, yes yes yes they know what to do
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| They’ll give you lots of loving, but they’ll give you a whole lot of money too
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| Now I’ve got a man who’s seventy-eight
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| And I’m just thirty-three
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| Everybody thinks I’m crazy
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| But his will’s made out to me!
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| Yes that man is fine, girls he really knows just what to do
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| Why he’ll give you lots of loving, but he’ll give you a whole lot of money too
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| Now I’ve told all you young girls
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| Exactly what to do
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| Now let me tell you women
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| If you’re over forty-two
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| Get you a young dude, and raise him to your hand
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| Cause he’ll make you think life is wonderful, yes you’ll think the world is
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| grand
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| Now take a look in the barnyard
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| See that old fat hen
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| She’s got a fresh young rooster
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| Feels just like a chick again
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| So get a young man, and raise him to your hand
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| Cause he’ll make you think life is wonderful, yes you’ll think the world is
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| grand
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| You know he’ll spend your hard-earned money
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| Make your life a hell on ea |