| Coolin in my crib and I’m cold, maxin
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| Call up a cutie, I’m in the mood for relaxin
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| Get my phone book from, top o' the shelf
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| I’ll dial 66 — hm, I better keep it to myself
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| Call up a cutie with a triple star next to it
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| She says, «Hello,"we con-versate a bit
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| Invite her over for a candlelight dinner
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| Believe me when I tell you that this girlie is a winner
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| Shortly after that, I hear the doorbell ring
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| Turn on the radio, Anita Baker starts to sing
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| Open up the door and I kiss her on the cheek
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| She’s so nice, polite, petite, so sweet
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| Sit her on the couch and uh, remove her coat
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| Squat next to her, (ahem) clear my throat
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| Whisper in her ear, told her what she wants to hear
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| Let her know that, «Have no fear — Heavy D.'s here»
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| And…
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| Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me
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| (Cause he’s The Overweight Lover Heavy D!)
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| Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me
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| (Cause he’s The Overweight Lover Heavy D!)
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| Take my hand, walk with me
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| I’m the imperial, Overweight Lover MC Heavy D.
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| Now that I’ve introduced myself correctly
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| Do you have a moment to spend some time with me?
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| Would you like a drink, maybe a Piña, Colada
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| A strawberry Daiquiri, a wine from Havana
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| It really doesn’t matter, the choice is yours
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| And when you’re through with your drink, we’ll take a walk out-doors
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| Gazed at the stars, walked down the boardwalk
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| Sit by the beach and talk lover’s talk
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| Make a quick call on my cellular phone
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| Some type of limousine to pick us up and take us home
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| Ahh! |
| — an enjoyable night
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| The mood was smooth and everything was alright
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| It may be hard for you, but it’s easy for me
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| Cause girls, the girls, the girls, THEY LOVE ME!
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| «Funky!»
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| Me, Glenn, and Troy went to a disco (word)
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| Pete Rock and CL Smooth was on stage drinkin Cisco
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| Damien had his girl Michelle (of course!)
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| Craig Boogie had a girl that I never seen before
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| Eddie F. was home makin a beat
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| Mick T. was at the crib on a hundred and twenty-two street (chillin)
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| Tootie had a cutie that was dope (Damn!)
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| Groovy Lou, Quan, and Little Dow was crackin jokes (YOU BIG!)
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| Grapp had the dancefloor packed (GO, GO, GO)
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| Joe Black was in the corner lookin meanie when he
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| Tommy, George, Jeff and Butta was on the spot
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| Buyin champagne from the crew a hundred dollars a pop!
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| Me, I was casin the joint
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| Clockin all the people as they stared and point
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| It feels really good to be Heavy D.
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| Because the girls, the girls, they LOVE me!
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| Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me…
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| (Cause he’s The Overweight Lover Heavy D!) |