Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Don't Put It in Your Nose, artist -Date of issue: 31.07.2015
Song language: English
Don't Put It in Your Nose |
| If it’s smaller than your elbow, don’t put it in your nose |
| If you found it in the sink, don’t put it in your nose |
| If it’s glass or brass or chewing gum or gushes from a hose |
| Remember what I told you: don’t put it in your nose! |
| I used to play with crayons as I sat upon the lawn |
| Then I put them up my nose 'til all of them were gone |
| Proud of my experiment, I was so very pleased |
| That a perfect little rainbow dribbled out with every sneeze |
| Never used a bank, I kept quarters up my nose |
| I jingled when I nodded, had change for drying clothes |
| I had so many plans to take my loot and make a profit |
| But no one would accept my very gooey first deposit |
| I woke up with a weasel in my nose the other night |
| I’m pretty sure he wasn’t there when Mom turned out the light |
| He’s really very comfy — I wouldn’t give him up for cash |
| I’ve always kinda wanted a luxuriant moustache |
| If it’s smaller than your elbow, don’t put it in your nose |
| If you found it in the sink, don’t put it in your nose |
| If it’s glass or brass or chewing gum or gushes from a hose |
| Remember what I told you: don’t put it in your nose! |
| Smaller than your elbow? |
| Found it in the sink? |
| If it’s glass or brass or chewing gum or gushes from a hose |
| Remember what I told you: don’t put it in your nose! |