| Oh so lonely security guard, he looks so mean from afar
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| But when you get up close you’ll see
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| He could not hurt a flea
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| He stands there in the heat
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| Looking straight down a his feet
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| And with his hands and an old receipt
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| He makes a swan so real it breathes
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| Oh so lonely security guard, can make you cry with a business card
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| Can make a cricket from a parking ticket
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| Can make a bird from some thrown out words
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| But he cannot control this herd
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| 'Cause he does not look up when he should
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| He relies on the people’s good
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| A big mistake in this neighborhood
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| Oh so lonely security guard, didn’t notice me at all
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| So I grabbed the first thing I saw
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| And walked right out the front door
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| But he had just made a paper sword
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| And threw me right down on the floor
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| And everyone standing near that store
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| Witnessed a one-sided war
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| Origami Security guard, he looks so mean from afar
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| But when you get up close you’ll see
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| That he’s no cup of tea |