| He sneaks through the door of the surgery
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| He’s got the drug cabinet key, he did something funny
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| And tied up his arm
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| It’s just the flying doctor, no cause for alarm
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| He sprinkled out a powder, and laid out a line
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| He sniffed it up his nostrils, feeling so fine
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| Feeling so fine, it feels like he’s blind
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| Feeling so fine, it feels like he’s blind
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| His receptionist saw him, it certainly shocked her
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| She said «Look out, you’d better stop, here
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| Comes the Flying Doctor»
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| Out in the outback there’s been an outbreak
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| And the Flying Doctor’s got nothing to take
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| He went to the cabinet and the cabinet was bare
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| He’s so outraged and you can see by his stare
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| Called up his brakes on the radio, he said «My supplies
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| Are running low"They're running low you can see
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| Where they go. |
| They’re running low I see where they go
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| Out in the outback with my merciful claptrap
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| Look out you’d better duck, here comes the Flying Doctor
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| He’s got the cabinet key, the cabinet key, the cabinet key
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| «This is the Flying Doctor calling Wallarolla back. |
| Will
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| The base come in please? |
| I want to talk to you about
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| My drugs case… He’s as drunk as a Kangaroo’s Carburetor»
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| Cabinet key
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| Wake up one, two, three, four
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| A Sheilah in the bush by a Koolah bar tree needing an
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| Urgent appendectomy
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| The Flying Doctor like a true Australian, performed the
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| Operation with a saltine can, he made a rough incision
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| And tried to chew it out, he had no anaesthetic
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| So she started to shout, she started to shout. |
| When
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| He was chewing it out. |
| She started to shout and
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| Tried to chew him right out, balled up his fist and
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| So typically socked out
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| Look out you’d better stop. |
| Here comes the Flying Doctor.
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| Cabinet key, cabinet key, cabinet key… |