| Hey little girl, won’t you come along
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| I’m gonna take you to where I come from
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| It’s a place with no heart, a place without pity
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| It’s a place that’s called the Mystery City
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| We’re gonna take a ride to the Mystery City
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| We’re not coming back so buy a one-way ticket!
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| We’re leaving right now for the Mystery City
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| Got no heart, don’t want no pity
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| Hey little girl, you’ll love it there
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| Just backcomb your hair, let’s get outta here
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| We can’t stay here, baby this is nowhere
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| New boys waiting for you everywhere there
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| There’s a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen
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| She’s waiting for me
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| There’s a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen
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| She’s waiting for me
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| Down in Mystery City, down in Mystery City, down in Mystery City
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| I know you’d call this a paradise, Dear
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| People judge you by the clothes you wear
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| Well, it’s a wham bam gangbang everynight there
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| I tell you everywhere else is just nowhere!
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| There’s a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen
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| She’s waiting for me down in Mystery City
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| Oh, there’s a million girls waiting for me
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| Down in Mystery City, I don’t care
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| A million girls, million curls, million pearls, million turds
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| Waiting for me… |