Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Video Blues, artist - Hank Williams Jr..
Date of issue: 05.10.1998
Song language: English
Video Blues |
Well the latest craze going around |
Is called the video cassete recorder |
And I was the first one in my town |
To send off my money order |
Well I thought that thing would never get here |
But old UPS came through |
I ripped the box apart and bless their hearts |
They sent a free movie too |
Well I hooked it up once |
And I hooked it up twice and 8 or 9 more times |
I had it all wrong but I finally got it right |
Just play, stop, rewind |
I grabbed the movie they sent and I shoved it right in |
It was called The X-Rated Reviews |
Now, I seen movies where folks kiss |
But I never seen nothing like this |
Oh Lord, I got the video blues |
Well I drove downtown to join the tape club |
And friends I’ve got some news |
Most all the movies they had down there |
Was just like they one they sent me too |
I bought Star Wars, Jaws, Poltergeist, Superman 1 and 2 |
When they added it up I’d spent three hundred bucks |
I got the video blues |
I got the video blues, don’t know what to do |
This could get expensive |
I want a camera to zoom, remote control too |
So I can make documentaries |
Now they’re trying to pass laws about copyrights and all |
And taping things off of the tube |
I’d probably be better off if they’s haul this thing off |
'Cause I’ve got the video blues |
Well I called my girl to come on over |
'Cause I had new movies to show |
I started her off with Smokey And The Bandit |
I thought I’d kind of take it slow |
But later that night when the time was right |
I showed one called Sweedish Ways |
She said, «Well, I’ve never in my life. |
Well, I guess it’s alright… |
Hey! |
Yeah, go on, let it play!» |
I got the video blues, what have I got into? |
This thing has taken my place |
She don’t wanna hug or make any love |
She just sits there with that funny look on her face |
I came on too strong, I shoulda known all along |
What I was getting into |
She won’t give me a kiss, 'cause she’s afraid she’ll miss |
Something from the Movies Review |
I’ve got the video blues, don’t know what to do |
And this could get expensive |
I want a camera to zoom, remote control too |
So I can make home documentaries |
Now they’re trying to pass laws about copyrights and all |
And taping things off of the tube |
I’d probably be better off if they’d haul this thing off |
'Cause I got the video blues |
I’d be so much better off if they’d haul this stuff off |
'Cause I got the video blues |
Hey baby, it’s me. |
I’m still here |
Hey, look at me! |