| I might get drunk and rob a bank,
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| shoot my car if it don’t crank
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| Try to raise a little Cain,
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| mess the walls up with some paint
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| Might even join a rodeo,
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| ride my horse to Buffalo,
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| change my name to Bill —
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| I don’t think I ever will
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| But I can’t promise you I won’t
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| Some people do, some people don’t
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| Some people win, some people lose
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| Some people never get to choose
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| All you can do is the best you can
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| and hope things work out like you plan
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| I plan to stay but I might go I can’t say cause I don’t know.
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| (Instrumental break)
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| I might become the president
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| and tell the world I’m heaven sent
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| Take up drinking cold iced tea,
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| quit watching women and tv Might even smoke those cigarettes,
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| play my guitar like Dickey Betts
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| Get in miss Shania’s pants —
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| I don’t think I’ve got a chance
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| But I ain’t sayin' I won’t try
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| to do it all before I die
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| I just might win, but if I lose,
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| well I’ll just blame it on the booze
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| Cause I’m just doin the best I can,
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| and I hope ya understand
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| I plan to stay, but I might go and if I do, I told you so |