| Now I was down upon my luck
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| And the jobs were hard to find
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| I was sort of short on cash
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| And my bills were way behind
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| So I went to see my life long friend
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| An old man now by trade
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| I figured it’s how he had help me out
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| With his fortune he had made
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| I said,? |
| Old pal, I need your help
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| I hate to be so bold
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| But remember when I saved your life
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| Down at the swimming hole
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| Now I’d like to ask a favor
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| If you can see your way
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| I’d like to have a little loan?
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| And then I heard him say
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| ? |
| Excuse me total stranger
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| I can’t seem to recall
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| Are you absolutely certain
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| That we’ve ever met at all?"
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| «I'd really like to help you out?
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| As he opened wide the door
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| ? |
| So long total stranger
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| That I’ve never seen before?
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| Now once I had a girlfriend
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| Who really caught my eye
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| And when the wife was out of town
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| Well, I’d court her on the sly
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| We’d taken all the nightclubs
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| And honky tonk around
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| Join at all the parties
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| And really do the town
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| But then one night my wife came home
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| She must have smelled a rat
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| She looked around from place to place
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| And found where I was at
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| Well, there we were all cuddled up
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| I knew that I was dead
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| But before my wife could say a word
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| I jumped right up and said
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| ? |
| She’s just a total stranger
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| Who came in off the streets
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| The place is kinda crowded
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| So I offered her a seat"
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| «Now, I couldn’t leave this lady
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| Just a standin' on the floor
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| She’s just a total stranger
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| That I’ve never seen before?
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| My friend said let’s go huntin'
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| I’ve got the gun and chills
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| The birds are really flyin'
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| And I think we’ll do quite well
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| He killed a half a dozen
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| Then said,? |
| I supposed
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| I really ought to tell you
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| That the huntin' season’s closed?
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| About that time he heard a noise
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| And he ducked behind a tree
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| He took the gun, shelled some birds
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| And gave them all to me
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| Up stepped the old game warden
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| And found me standing there
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| Before I had a chance to talk
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| I heard my friend declare
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| ? |
| He’s just a total stranger
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| And I was passing by
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| I saw this total stranger
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| Shoot those birds out of the sky?
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| ? |
| It’s a shame the way some people
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| The laws they do ignore
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| Like this total stranger
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| That I’ve never seen before? |