| School Of Love |
|---|
| I met a girl, I said: |
| «Hey baby, I’m a genius |
| Why don’t you kiss my lips?» |
| But she was dumb |
| And didn’t kiss my lips |
| She flunked test number 1 |
| I said: |
| «I'm smart, why don’t you be smart |
| And we’ll make out?» |
| But she didn’t put out |
| And we didn’t make out |
| She flunked test number 2 |
| I said: |
| «Why don’t you be cool and get hot?» |
| She said, «No» |
| I said: |
| «I'm sorry pretty little girl |
| But you flunked test number 3 |
| And you cannot graduate from |
| My school of love.» |
