| Put me in a special school,
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| 'Cause I am such a fool,
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| And I don’t need a single book to teach me how to read.
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| Who needs stupid books?
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| The alphabetey crooks,
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| And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams
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| So turn off the T.V.
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| 'Cause that’s what others see
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| And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream
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| They only sicken me Don’t let me play for bar
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| I’ll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball
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| I’m a troublemaker
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| Never been a faker
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| Doin’things my own way
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| And never givin’up.
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| I’m a troublemaker
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| Not a doubletaker
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| I don’t have the patience to keep it on the up.
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| I picked up a guitar,
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| What does this signify?
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| I’m gonna play some heavy metal,
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| Wishing you would die.
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| You wanted arts and crafts?
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| How’s this for arts and crafts?
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| (guitar solo)
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| (That's Right!)
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| I’m growin’out my hair
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| I’m movin’up to Cherokee
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| I’m gonna be a rockstar
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| And you are gonna bear with me
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| 'Cause I can’t book a job,
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| Like any other slob,
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| Punchin’in and punchin’out (?)
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| Marryin’a bi-atch,
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| Havin’Seven ki-ads,
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| Givin’up and growin’old,
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| And hopin’there’s a god.
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| I’m a troublemaker
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| Never been a faker
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| Doin’things my own way
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| And never givin’up
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| I’m a troublemaker
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| Not a doubletaker
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| I don’t have the patience to keep it on the up
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| I’m gonna be star
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| And people will crane necks
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| To get a glimpse of me And see if I am havin’sex
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| And studyin’my moves
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| They try to understand
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| Why I am so unlike
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| The singers in the other bands
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| I’m such a mystery
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| As anyone can see
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| There isn’t anybody else
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| Exactly quite like me And when it’s party time
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| Like 1999
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| I’ll party by myself because I’m such a special guy
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| I’m a troublemaker
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| Never been a faker
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| Doin’things my own way
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| And never givin’up.
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| I’m a troublemaker
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| Not a doubletaker
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| I don’t have the patience to keep it on the up.
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| Keep it on the up
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| (I'm a trouble maker)
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| Keep it on the up (UP!)
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| (I'm a trouble maker)
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| Keep it on the up
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| (I'm a trouble maker)
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| Keep it on the up (UP!)
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| (I'm a trouble maker)
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| Never givin’up |