Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Liquid Lives, artist - Hadouken!.
Date of issue: 24.04.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Liquid Lives |
Theres a story about a bloke named Jerry |
Got slaughtered and got real lairy |
In the pub he acted obsured |
And he came onto a boxer’s bird |
So he got knocked out |
Face swelled up like a rainbow trout |
His girl found out the truth |
But he couldn’t explain cause he’d lost a tooth |
I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight |
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die! |
I wanna be arrested |
I wanna be molested |
And my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again! |
An anecdote about a man named clive |
Wasnt one to usually drink drive |
And after all he’d been through a stack |
And so it was abit far to walk back |
A month later and he’s sitting in court |
For the two lives he cut short |
Man slaughter he’s convicted |
For the pain that he inflicted |
Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! |
Down to the pub |
Up to the club! |
My stomach’s turning, oh my body’s burning |
Our liquid lives |
This is how we all survive |
Here’s a story about a chap named Bart |
Drank 4 pints in hour and a half |
Although the night had just begun |
Cause the local pub was open till one |
The next morning out in the country |
Hung over and on the hunt he Was still drunk and he risked hiself |
Fell off his horse and shot himself |
I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight |
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die! |
I wanna be arrested |
I wanna be molested |
And I’ve damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again! |
Here’s a story about a girl named Kate |
Got wasted and got date raped |
When they told the doctors she’d sued |
The found no chemicals was in her bloodstream |
'well nothing malicious, but the alcohol levels were suspicious!' |
When asked who had hurt her |
Poor old Kate couldn’t remember. |
Our liquid lives this is how we all survive |
And my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again |
Down to the pub |
Upto the club! |
And I’ve damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again! |
Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! |
Down to the pub |
Up to the club! |
My stomach’s turning, oh my body’s burning |
Our liquid lives |
This is how we all survive |
(Go on, drink up England! Come on, swig it up. It’s what you all do best!) |