| You think you know, but you have no idea
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| This is the diary of a breathing onomanopia
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| Now here’s another broken link for anyone who thinks my life’s together
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| I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather
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| God’s placed a permanent dark cloud above my head
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| But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella
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| Well thank ya fella,
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| How considerate
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| I’m the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates
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| Today’s forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rain
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| So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and
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| Flash a devilish grin
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| That’ll make the most masculine Men skeptical of his existence
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| And when the rain begins, I take a seat to retire and admire the spectacle
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| From a distance
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| For instance, there was this cat the other day shootin me ice grills
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| But when I looked, he looked the other way
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| Now any other day
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| Wouldn’t let this type of shit bother me Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy
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| So finally I stepped to him
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| Kindly disrespected him
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| Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him
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| He broke down in tears talkin bout how Jesus neglected him
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| Make this rain go away
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| Things would be much better
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| I swear, I swear
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| If the sun would come out today
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| Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,
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| And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen ego
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| Then pop pop went my God Complex
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| I never thought 19 yrs after my first breath I’d be in art school surrounded
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| By corny fucks debating who’s more depressed
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| I’m 21 now, and still can’t deal with what’s real
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| But I’ll be damned if I give up and settles for pills
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| Daddy taught me better
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| Mommy taught me how to crack 40's and jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters
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| And one time my mother changes
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| So I’m in the rain waiting
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| For the flood gates to open
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| Impersonating my favorite VH1 Behind the Music tragedy
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| Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before
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| I’m PH balanced
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| For the floor? |
| But strong enough to stay a float
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| And doggy paddle long enough to catch that
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| Life preserver rope
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| And then I’ll be on a parallel ladder laughin like,
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| Damn my man, for the love of Pete what happened
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| And finally I step to you
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| Kindly disrespect you
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| Looked you dead in the eyes and analyzed how it affected you
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| Watch you break down in tears talkin bout how J Esus neglected you
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| Misdirected the definition of pitiful
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| Make this rain go away
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| Things would be much better
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| I swear, I swear
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| If the sun would come out today
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| Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,
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| Yo, you ever watch a whole day wash away like your
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| Very last match that got wet the second you struck it Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick bucket all you want,
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| A cigarette that never mattered’s all you stuck with
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| You ever watch a whole day wash away like your
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| Very last match that got wet the second you struck it Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick bucket all you want,
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| A cigarette that never mattered’s all you stuck with
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| Make this rain go away
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| Things would be much better
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| I swear, I swear
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| If the sun would come out today
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| Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,
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| You think you know, but you have no idea
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| This is the diary of a breathing anomanopia |