Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song White Boy Cant Dance, artist - Gwar. Album song Slaves Going Single, in the genre Date of issue: 06.08.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: PIT
Song language: English
White Boy Cant Dance |
| Yo yo, ladies and gentlemen, mothers and fuckers |
| Gang Bang’s in the motherfuckin' house! |
| Got a new sucka on the mic, so for MC Rhythmless! |
| I might look human but I’m not, ya see |
| I was built in the Glomco factory |
| Programmed my raps on a computer chip |
| Put them in my head with a pair of vice grips |
| I’m a robot MC named Rhythmless |
| Laying down my rap before you try to diss |
| The way I look, talk, walk or dance |
| I’m gonna rock the house down if you give me a chance |
| Cause I’m better than Terminator, smooth like Hammer |
| You can rent a car from but it won’t matter |
| Cause MC R is here to bust a move |
| Gonna get down to it on the top of this groove |
| You slither out on stage, try to steal the show |
| Well listen up punk, cause there’s something that ya don’t know |
| My name’s G Credit, leader of the crew |
| You better show me something cause your payment’s overdue |
| You’re a white bread, rhythmless Vanilla Ice copy |
| It’s too bad, punk, that you’re steppin' out sloppy |
| You better find your beat and the moves to hit it |
| Dance your ass around the stage 'fore I stick my gat up in it |
| (White boy! White boy!) |
| White boy, white boy |
| White boy can’t dance |
| (White boy! White boy!) |
| White boy, white boy |
| White boy can’t dance |
| What you mean I can’t dance? |
| Stand back and let me show you my moves |
| Uh, what’s he doin'? |
| You call that dancin'? |
| Man, call 911! |
| He’s having a epileptic freak! |
| Lady Dee, show this fool what time it is |
| Aww yeah |
| «Who the hell are you?» |
| Well I’m Lady Dee |
| You wanna sing a verse, better come and see me |
| Suckin' up the spotlight, it’s rightfully mine |
| That robot can’t dance and he wish he could rhyme |
| Got a problem with Dee? |
| Huh, I’ll solve it |
| I’ll snip off your dick like Lorena Bobbitt |
| Wanna throw down with Gang Bang? |
| I don’t think that you’re able |
| (Wack clothes, bad hair) |
| Now let’s inspect your cable |
| Asshole, dyke, hoe, pussy ass cunt |
| Bitches too sleazy, they’re calling on Da Runt |
| Come on, Runt, this is supposed to be about the robot |
| Okay |
| Motherfuckin' dick slap, cum spattered ho |
| Skeezy tit bitch, fuckin' dick sucka |
| Fellatio, vagina, anal, cunnilingus |
| Vaginal, Fallopian, ramma-jamma penis |
| White boy, white boy |
| White boy can’t dance |
| White boy, white boy |
| White boy can’t dance |
| Teck 9, cap that motherfucker |
| (White boy!) |