Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Techno's Song, artist - Gwar. Album song Hell-O!, in the genre Date of issue: 10.09.1988
Record label: PIT
Song language: English
Techno's Song |
| Ahhh… |
| Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play |
| anything I want perfectly the first time through… |
| And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote |
| this ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me, |
| cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart |
| any of you lame-ass motherfuckin’rock stars… Cause I am Techno |
| Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that’s |
| way past Uranus, buddy. |
| And I come from here with a mission… |
| Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master |
| in a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies. |
| GWAR will serve the Master… or GWAR will die! |
| I’m the walking nightmare with the microchip brain |
| A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain |
| When it comes to taking life I’m the cosmic leach |
| I’ll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!!! |
| Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex |
| Organized Death Arena, where tonight we’ve got that intergalactic potato |
| masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish |
| Kid in a no holds barred… Woah! |
| They haven’t even shaken hands and |
| Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack… What’s Techno |
| doing? |
| He’s breaking open his skull! |
| He’s. |
| he’s… he’s making a meal |
| out of Oderus’s brain!!! |
| I can’t comprehend on how you get your thrills |
| Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill |
| The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass |
| Now it’s broken into shards I can shove into your ass! |