Lyrics Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend - Gwar

Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the club
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
Was the sound of bikers moaning
As their crotches got rubbed
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
Come on, baby, hey
Stripper Christmas summer weekend everyday
She liked heavy metal
Like her head was a hole
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
And they played heavy metal
And she spun on the pole
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
She was the hottest stripper
That I’d ever seen
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
But that was thirty years ago
You know what I mean?
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Come on, baby, we’ll destroy the world
Summer weekend heavy metal Christmas stripper girl!
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Come on, baby, let’s destroy the world
You’re my summer Christmas stripper
I hope you’re a girl
Now rock my world!
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Come on, baby, we’ll destroy the world
You’re my summer weekend Christmas metal stripper girl
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Come on, baby, we’ll destroy the world
You’re my summer Christmas stripper
I hope you’re a girl
Because you rock my world!
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
'Twas the weekend before summer
And Christmas was near
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
When right beside the stage
Who should suddenly appear?
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
A jolly old fat man
Had bought her a beer
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
Look’s like she’s going down Santa’s chimney this year!
(Ho ho ho, yeah)
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Pushin' fifty, come destroy your world
Summer weekend heavy metal Christmas stripper girl
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Summer metal Jewish Christmas
(Strippers!)
She’s a ho ho ho!
She’s a ho ho ho!
She’s a ho ho ho!
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She’s a ho ho ho!
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(twice nicely!)
(Whoa-ho ho ho ho!)