Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song NitroBurnin' Funny Bong , by - Gwar. Song from the album We Kill Everything (Uncensored), in the genre NitroBurnin' Funny Bong |
| Ahhh… sweet youth |
| The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute |
| Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator |
| Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked |
| on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed |
| And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit |
| Let’s go hit the |
| Nitro-burning funny bong |
| Just one hit, your life goes wrong |
| Nitro-burning funny bong |
| Another stupid stoner song |
| Fat and lame |
| The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed |
| By a bong, and a schlong |
| Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong |
| My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased |
| Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees |
| A swarm of narcotics could get me through this |
| My manager’s gonna be pissed |
| Im gunna go hit |
| Nitro burnin funny bong! |
| x3 |
| Oh! |
| can you take it |
| Yeah, do a monster |
| Oh, can you deal with it? |
| We won’t respect you unless you get high with the boys |
| Now I’m old |
| Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold |
| In the twilight of my years |
| I am still a drug addict |
| I’m sucking all night long on a ten foot bong |
| Moistened with lotion, |
| wrapped in a sarong I live like a king |
| but you know that I act like a faggot |
| Once was a warrior, now just a sponge |
| High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge |
| My glorious destiny it turned to shit |
| Can I get another hit? |
| From the Nitro-burning funny bong |
| Just one hit, your life goes wrong |
| Nitro-burning funny bong x4 |
| Oh! |
| can you take it |
| Yeah, do what i say! |
| Oh, can you deal with it? |
| We won’t respect you unless you get high! |
| with the… |
| Nitro burnin funny bong!(alot) |
| Oh! |
| can you take it! |
| oh! |
| do what i say… |
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