Lyrics First Rule Is - Gwar

First Rule Is

Outside
Bombs explode
I am sitting
On the commode
Soon they’ll reach
The day-care center
Soon they’ll bag
The smashed placenta
Thanks
For the cookies
Mom sent ya
First rule is
There is no first
First rule is
There is no first
First rule is
There is no first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No first!
They give us no reason
To fire the gun
They think we’re in season
(Men) Think it’s fun
But your God said
Not to kill anyone
I think you’re living a lie (First rule is)
I think you’re living a lie (First rule is)
Cause people die all the time (First rule is)
And they don’t seem to mind (First rule is)
I think you’re living a!
Outside
Bombs explode
I am sitting
On the commode
Soon they’ll reach
The day-care center
Soon they’ll bag
The smashed placenta
Thanks
For the cookies
Mom sent ya
First rule is
There is no first
First rule is
There is no first
First rule is
There is no first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No first rule
(I said) No first rule
(I said) No first rule
(I said) No first rule
(I said) No first rule
(I said)