Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Escape From The Mooselodge, artist - Gwar. Album song We Kill Everything (Uncensored), in the genre Date of issue: 01.09.2008
Record label: Metal Blade Records
Song language: English
Escape From The Mooselodge |
| GWAR, the once mighty |
| Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become. |
| Drug addicted, riddled with disease |
| They’re not dogs, they’re just scum… |
| Could they get a chance to change their fate |
| Destroy the things they’ve come to love with hate |
| Only time will tell… |
| I’m sick of this damn planet and the sluts and the booze, |
| I’d like to kill the Master, and start turning the screws |
| The sins of this planet have long since grown stale |
| We need to kill on a galactic scale |
| Forsaken by their cosmic master, |
| GWAR constantly schemes |
| For a way to escape Earth, realize their twisted dreams |
| Old men fly into space, GWAR cannot… |
| This re-occuring pattern of failure |
| Has fucked with them a lot |
| Get me the hell out of Dodge I’ll turn in my card at the Moose Lodge |
| But first let me settle my account at Blockbuster and bid fond adieu to my friend General Custer… |
| I scream to the heavens to split open wide and let loose a torrent |
| of death’s ghastly tide |
| The power of Chaos, there’s no reason why |
| We need a way to make everybody die… |
| The ancient legend of «The TimeBomb», |
| an alien device which supposedly chronicled all time’s events |
| from the beginning-to the end. |
| If it could be deciphed by our bum, bling anti-heroes, |
| then the end of the world would come. |
| As to what this has to do with anything, I’m not really sure… |
| Out there the power is growing and it’s growing fast |
| Here the only thing growing is my big fat ass. |
| Sales are dropping, riffs are slopping |
| Can you smell the zits I’m popping |
| What the hell can we do? |
| We’ve done it all, |
| I’ve humped god’s nose |
| I’ve reeked of booze… |
| I’ve cancelled shows |
| Became everything that I despised And my own hell I recognize |
| But there’s just so many little bohabs and they’re always crowding |
| around begging me to suckle them and tie their mothers down |
| I will kill their girlfriends, |
| I will smoke their crack I become the pimp-daddy, |
| I become the Mack |
| But everyday I’m doing I’m dying deep inside |
| But I’m gonna tell ya something gonna give ya back your pride |
| So here’s a little thought that I had the other day |
| If we could blow the planet up We could just float away |