Lyrics Crack In The Egg - Gwar

Crack In The Egg

So!
Ohhhhh!
The egg was spawned in our mutation pit
In the bowels of your world, it was grown
Feeding on the blood of your loin spawn
And all the filthy load that was blown
Now the time is right for its birth
And whatever it is shall stalk the earth
What it looks like, I care not
I just hope it kills a lot
Crack in the egg
Crack in the egg
The time is ripe
Crack in my pipe
Parasitical scum, you die so easily
But you always have sickened me
Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
Soon your bowels will litter the floor
Cannibalistic depravity
Bereft of all humanity
A fitting feast of abject insanity
A dark curtain before the last calamity
Crack in the egg
The time is ripe
Crack in the egg
Crack in my pipe
There is but one way to bring the egg life
Murder the innocent soul
Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed
Their skulls are fashioned into bowls
Your masses of humans are gagging in glee
Now you gape but you’ll soon be here with me
If you’re really lucky, I’ll vomit on thee
Shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee
Sunder your forms with my withering hacks
Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks
Now bring me dead babies, let there be no lack!
I got a bunch of them here in my sack!
I slaughtered your daughters and mangled your sons
If we kill enough of them, Gor-Gor will come
The end of your race, we approach the hour
Gor-Gor will get a blood red baby shower
Bathe him in death to celebrate life
I’ll be the doctor and Beef, the midwife
But it takes so long, how can I cut slack?
Shoot that fucker up with some crack
Gor-Gor, see him inside his egg
Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg
Will he be a happy child?
Maybe…
More likely he’ll be a crack baby
We infected his being with evil drugs
So he would grow up and be a thug
Destroying this planet, the world he’ll mug
The human race will die and we’ll just shrug
SHRUG