| Feet up, pat him on the po-po
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| Let’s hear him laugh Ha-ha!
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| Feet up, pat him on the po-po
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| Let’s hear him laugh
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| Ain’t seen a babe like this before
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| He’s so good-looking, gonna have some more
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| Feet up, pat him on the po-po
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| Let’s hear him laugh
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| Ha- ha now I’ve been known to gamble, take a little drink
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| Then there’s the night I had a fight and landed in the clink
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| But now my rooting tooting days are done
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| Gotta be the man that he thinks I am 'cause I love my son
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| Ha ha I knew a lot of women when I was on the go
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| They’d stand in line to drink my wine and help me spend my dough
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| But my wife Rosie ain’t that kind
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| Got her to thank for a buck in the bank 'n' this kid of mine
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| I’m gonna do some bragging up and down the town
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| I’m walking into joints anew and passing news around
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| That me and Rosie got a son
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| Though he’s just been born, gonna buy him a horn, a baseball, and drum
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| He he’s as tiny as a peanut yet I do declare
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| Some day he’ll look at me and say, «Hey, how you doing down there?»
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| He’ll be good-hearted like his Ma
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| But I bet he’ll be a lady-killer just like his Pa |