| Well she ain’t got no cell phone
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| You got to call her when she’s home
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| All of her clocks have got hands
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| Now don’t try to e-mail her,
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| you’ve got to snail mail her
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| You got to take pen in hand
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| Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
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| She’ll have none of that virtual fun
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| She’s a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl
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| In a digital world
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| Now she gets online out in the backyard
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| Hangin' up her ol' blue jeans
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| She’s got all of the memory she can live with
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| She really hates drum machines
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| Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
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| She’ll have none of that virtual fun
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| She’s a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl
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| In a digital world
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| Out in the garden she’s got a website
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| It sparkles in the mornin' dew
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| Got a mouse in her pocket,
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| she’s got spam in a can
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| What’s an analog girl to do
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| Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
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| She’ll have none of that virtual fun
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| She’s a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl |