Lyrics Twenty-Five Lies (09-28-54) - Guitar Slim, Jones

Twenty-Five Lies (09-28-54)

Now the first lie you told me was about your age
The second lie you told me that you was disengaged
The third was the worst lie, above the other two
With your man all night «I stay at home my mother!»
But I really do despise any woman that tells evil lies
Now the fourth and the fifth and the sixth and the seventh
The eight and the ninth and the tenth and the eleventh
On the twelfth I checked your bag just to see if you was right
But when I found they all was wrong then we had a long fight
'Cause I really do despise any woman that tells evil lies
Now the thirteen and fourteen was awful bad
But the fifteen and sixteen made me sad
The seventeen and eighteen was awful good
But the nineteen and twenty lies really hurt
'Cause I really do despise any woman that tells evil lies
Now the twenty-first and second lies made me mad
But the twenty-third and four lies made me glad
I called up a risk taker, might as well
Because the twenty-fifth lie was just too bad to tell
But when I add it to my file, I found you told me twenty-five lies