| Ain’t got no lamp I got a hollowed out gourd
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| I eat my dinner off a Ouiji board
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| Skulls hanging off of my Christmas tree
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| Blood dripping off my easter bunny
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| Got a «Cemetery closed for repair» sign
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| And no one’s car is as fine as mine
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| Color’s the same from front to back
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| Matching interior — midnight black
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| Room for five plus one to lie
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| And a spare coffin in case you die
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| It also doubles as my bed
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| You heard my right that’s what I said
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| My car’s a hearse and don’t you know
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| It’s fine it’s mine and paid for
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| Decorated as I please
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| You’ll get a ride if you’re lucky
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| The Girls come from miles around to see
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| I love my car and it loves me
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| Don’t stare don’t drool don’t try to pass
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| My car is big and my car is fast
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| Let’s go out tonight to the cemetery
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| My big black car and you and me… |