| Marriage is impossible marriage is dull
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| Your dance card is empty your plate is too full
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| It’s something no sensible person would do
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| I wish i was married i wish I was married
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| I wish i was married to you
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| Marriage is unnatural marriage is hard
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| You rotate your tires you work in the yard
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| You fight about nothing every hour or two
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| I wish i was married i wish i was married
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| I wish i was married to you
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| The children throw fits in airports & such
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| They projectile vomit on aunt ruthie at lunch
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| & your in-laws know just what you should do
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| But i wish i was married i wish i was married
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| I wish i was married to you
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| I’d like to fix you my special broth when you’re sick
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| I’d like to fight with you when you’re bein' real thick
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| There is no end to what i would like to do
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| I wish i was married i wish i was married
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| I wish i was married to you
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| I like the roll in rock & roll
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| & all i know is you’re the sister of my soul
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| & we make a circle just we two
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| & i wish i was married i wish i was married
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| I wish i was married to you
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| The sky unpredictable mysterious the sea
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| Do we wish most for what never can be
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| It never can be i guess that’s true
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| But i wish i was married i wish i was married
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| I wish i was uh huh huh to you
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| The grass is always greener is what they say to me
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| If I was your husband maybe I’d agree
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| I like brown grass & vows that stay true
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| & i wish i was married i wish i was married
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| I wish i was married to you to you to you mmhmm to you |