| I fell in love like a drunk in a pond.
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| That twisted gal of whom I was fond,
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| She found a new man on the internet.
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| Wham I’m spam and it’s cold and dark and wet.
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| Tell me what is a fella supposed to do When a car costs what a house used to And a house is a pile of chipboard, paint, and debt.
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| I’m at the city limits and it’s cold and dark and wet
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| Big rig rolling over me in a blizzard —
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| I’m living on beans and chicken gizzards.
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| One day I was young, the next day I was old.
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| Late November, it’s wet and dark and cold.
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| Jobs, I guess they’re like wild geese —
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| They all went flying overseas.
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| I’m standing in the rain smoking my last cigarette.
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| Morning in America is cold and dark and wet.
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| Christmas lights are going up,
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| I could use a little joy juice in my cup.
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| Life is not a walk across the park,
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| Not when it’s wet and cold and dark |