| There’s a truth that’s under the sheets |
| The only way I beat the heat |
| The only way I get relief |
| Is when I beat my meat |
| When I beat the meat |
| When I beat my meat |
| When I beat the meat |
| When I beat the meat |
| I’m your butcher, I’m your meat pounding man |
| You like my sausage, but you love my ham |
| Jerkin' chicken is what you crave |
| Then you’ll be my meat pounding slave |
| When there’s fat we tenderize |
| Slam the hambone between the thighs |
| There’s a truth that’s under the sheets |
| The only way I beat the heat |
| The only way I get relief |
| Is when I beat my meat |
| When I beat the meat |
| When I beat my meat |
| When I beat the meat |
| When I beat the meat |
| I’ll beat your bacon, I’ll beat your ham |
| You beat my sausage, I won’t tell your man |
| Choke the chicken and play the skin flute |
| Spank the pig and make it hoot |
| I’m the beef, you’re my chicken breast |
| I’ll cock-a-doodle do the rest |
| There’s a truth that’s under the sheets |
| The only way I beat the heat |
| The only way I get relief |
| Is when I beat my meat |
| When I beat the meat |
| When I beat my meat |
| When I beat the meat |
| When I beat the meat |
| This could be taco heaven or this could be taco hell… |