| I’m feeling so tired, I can’t understand it
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| Just had a full night’s sleep
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| I’m feeling so stuck, I’m so distracted
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| Ain’t touched a thing all week
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| I’m feeling drunk, just too stoned and sloppy
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| Ain’t touched a drink all night
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| I’m feeling hungry, can’t see the reason
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| Just had a cold meat pie
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| Girl, when you call my name
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| I salivate like Pavlov’s dog
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| Girl, when you lay me out
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| My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum
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| Now you got the mix
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| And, Audie, you got the sticks
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| And love is a bitch
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| Yeah, you got the mix
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| And, Audie, you got the sticks
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| Boy, and love is just a bitch
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| She’s just a bitch, baby
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| And if I could sing you, if I could sing you
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| A love song so divine
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| Would it be enough for your cheating heart
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| Or would you think this boy’s insane, he’s insane?
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| I’m talking about the women all around the world
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| Women behind bars
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| Women in fast cars
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| Women in distress
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| I like a lady with no dress
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| Women in aeroplanes
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| Women who play them games
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| Women in a uniform
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| See the woman with her clothes torn
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| Women who satisfy
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| Women you can’t buy
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| Like the women in a magazine
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| And them ladies in the limousine
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| Women who sip champagne
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| Women who feel no pain
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| Women in a disco
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| Hanging around for the blow, blow, blow
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| Women wanting sympathy
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| Women taking ecstasy
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| Women that live in a fantasy
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| So why are they always living on their knees?
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| Women that fall in love
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| Women who need a shove
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| Women that can’t be beat
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| Vheck out that lady in my back seat
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| Women in the USA
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| Them women steal your heart away
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| Women into rock and roll
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| Or the ladies in the back of the bus after the show
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| Women that we write songs about
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| Women that turn around and kick you out
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| Women you dream about all your life
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| Women that can’t raise her feet in trouble and strife
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| Yeah, you got a mix
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| And, Audie, you got the sticks
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| Boy, but love is a bitch
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| Yeah, you got a mix
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| And, Audie, you got the sticks
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| Baby, but love is a bitch
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| She’s a real cool bitch
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| She’s a nasty bitch
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| Ain’t love a bitch? |