| I’m feeling so tired, I can’t understand it
 | 
| Just had a full night’s sleep
 | 
| I’m feeling so stuck, I’m so distracted
 | 
| Ain’t touched a thing all week
 | 
| I’m feeling drunk, just too stoned and sloppy
 | 
| Ain’t touched a drink all night
 | 
| I’m feeling hungry, can’t see the reason
 | 
| Just had a cold meat pie
 | 
| Girl, when you call my name
 | 
| I salivate like Pavlov’s dog
 | 
| Girl, when you lay me out
 | 
| My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum
 | 
| Now you got the mix
 | 
| And, Audie, you got the sticks
 | 
| And love is a bitch
 | 
| Yeah, you got the mix
 | 
| And, Audie, you got the sticks
 | 
| Boy, and love is just a bitch
 | 
| She’s just a bitch, baby
 | 
| And if I could sing you, if I could sing you
 | 
| A love song so divine
 | 
| Would it be enough for your cheating heart
 | 
| Or would you think this boy’s insane, he’s insane?
 | 
| I’m talking about the women all around the world
 | 
| Women behind bars
 | 
| Women in fast cars
 | 
| Women in distress
 | 
| I like a lady with no dress
 | 
| Women in aeroplanes
 | 
| Women who play them games
 | 
| Women in a uniform
 | 
| See the woman with her clothes torn
 | 
| Women who satisfy
 | 
| Women you can’t buy
 | 
| Like the women in a magazine
 | 
| And them ladies in the limousine
 | 
| Women who sip champagne
 | 
| Women who feel no pain
 | 
| Women in a disco
 | 
| Hanging around for the blow, blow, blow
 | 
| Women wanting sympathy
 | 
| Women taking ecstasy
 | 
| Women that live in a fantasy
 | 
| So why are they always living on their knees?
 | 
| Women that fall in love
 | 
| Women who need a shove
 | 
| Women that can’t be beat
 | 
| Vheck out that lady in my back seat
 | 
| Women in the USA
 | 
| Them women steal your heart away
 | 
| Women into rock and roll
 | 
| Or the ladies in the back of the bus after the show
 | 
| Women that we write songs about
 | 
| Women that turn around and kick you out
 | 
| Women you dream about all your life
 | 
| Women that can’t raise her feet in trouble and strife
 | 
| Yeah, you got a mix
 | 
| And, Audie, you got the sticks
 | 
| Boy, but love is a bitch
 | 
| Yeah, you got a mix
 | 
| And, Audie, you got the sticks
 | 
| Baby, but love is a bitch
 | 
| She’s a real cool bitch
 | 
| She’s a nasty bitch
 | 
| Ain’t love a bitch? |