Lyrics Pardon My Speech - Great Grandpa

Pardon My Speech

When I wake up
I’m rolling over in bed
It drips from my sweat
When I can’t breathe
When I wake up
I’ve got a phantom of friends
With plans to regret
Leave you hanging
When I don’t wanna be
I don’t want to be anybody’s puppet
To scream at when you can’t pull my strings
I don’t want to be anything to you, no
Buy me a pizza
No cheese please
I’m lactose intolerant
I can’t have veggies
Make my sauce extra bland
Cause what if someone wants to put their hands
On my slice?
When I wake up
I’m rolling over in bed
Drink water instead of your whiskey
When I wake up
I got a phantom of friends
With plans to regret
Leave me hanging
When I don’t want to be
I don’t want to be anybody’s puppet
To scream at when you can’t pull my strings
I don’t want to be anything to you, no
Buy me a pizza
No cheese please
I’m lactose intolerant
I can’t have veggies
Make my sauce extra bland
Cause what if someone wants to put their hands
On my slice?