| All that is left are just a few scraps of hair and bones
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| It’s hilarious :)
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| There was something in the way he wiggled
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| That just made me giggle
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| Trying to get free, begging on his knees
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| Well, that’s just a figure of speech
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| He really just didn’t want to drink that bleach
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| Don’t worry, «I am a Doctor», I said
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| It was hard to keep a straight face when…
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| Laughing gas has such a peculiar smell
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| It has this tendency to linger and dwell
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| But it’s something about it that just lights up a room
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| Well not like a propane-torch
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| But I don’t want to bring you down with all this gloom
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| So two guys walk into a church
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| No but seriously this is going to hurt
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| No, don’t leave just yet
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| I need you in this meat suit
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| With all its pain and sweat
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| The big punchline is yet to come
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| No don’t go, the jokes not done
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| But I guess to him, breathing just wasn’t as fun :)
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| There was something in the way he wiggled
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| That just made me giggle
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| Trying to get free, begging on his knees
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| Well, that’s just a figure of speech
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| He really just didn’t want to drink that bleach
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| I thought to myself, that I would probably have to have him strung up for days |