| «Hey girl, you need a lift»
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| «Ah ha»
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| «I got this big black caddy outside to take you wherever you want to go»
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| «Oh, really»
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| «You wanna see it?»
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| «Yeah»
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| «Oh what’s that»
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| My big… black… Caddy… Caddy
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| My big… black… Caddy… Caddy
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| Hey girl, you wanna take a little spin
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| Well just hop on because you can’t get in
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| But just be carefull how you (sit down)
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| Or I’ll make you (get down)
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| I’ll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town
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| You ought to be glad that I let you cum
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| The only kind of gas I ever use is premium
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| As we were driving to our destination on a quest
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| She said,"May I relax on your big head rest?"
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| Now we listened to her favorite song, relaxed and layed back
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| As I brove, her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac
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| My big… black… Caddy… Caddy
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| My big… black… Caddy… Caddy
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| Now when I’m drivin' down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads
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| That’s when I put my black Caddy in cruise control
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| You fella’s Caddy’s on the side of the road, then go tow it
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| Because my horn is workin' fine, don't believe me
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| Come blow it
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| Not Mercedes, BMW, Porsche or Masarati, it's a big fat stretch
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| I’m tellin' everybody (my big black Caddy)
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| Yo, I know ain’t nothing wrong with your hearin'
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| And I got a strong back that provides the power steering
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| The fellas all (jealous) The ladies all (want it)
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| You can’t get in it but you all can ride on it
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| My big… black… Caddy… Caddy
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| My big… black I drives a Caddy… Caddy
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| A huh, huh, well, it's not the kind of Caddy that runs on gas
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| It’s the kind of Caddy that runs on (ass)
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| The ladies waitin' in line to keep polished and shined
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| It’s designed so they never make one like mine
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| It’s rammed through many towns
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| Really got around (did work, done damage)
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| And it never broke down
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| My Cadillac is great, earth's 8th wonder of the world
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| Take it out my garage and scare the (shit out of girls)
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| It’s big, you dig, but there no need to panic
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| 'Cause the Caddy’s fully loaded and it’s aerodynamic
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| My big… black… Caddy… Caddy
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| My big… black I drives a Caddy… Caddy
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| Joy-riding with my Caddy, cold chillin', gettin' loose
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| When I saw this flygirl who needed a boost
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| So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class
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| She screamed."Harder, won't you give me just a little more gas"
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| Doin' my best so she wouldn’t feel inferior
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| She said «I like your nice plush vinyl exterior»
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| She was holdin' on tighter than a figure-four leg lock
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| This is what she said the first time she saw the jock
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| (Who Johnny Carson, your Caddy’s so large)
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| (But you can park your Cadillac in my greasy garage)
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| My big… black…Caddy…Caddy
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| My big… black I drives a Caddy… Caddy |